Dear Afghan Whigs,
First and foremost I just wanna say how awesome it is you guys are reuniting to play ATP.  But do yourselves, me and everyone else a huge favor by taking this single performance and making a full blown reunion out of it.  While I greatly appreciated you guys getting back together to kick out two new jams for Unbreakable a few years ago, you know it as well as I do that your breed of Saturday night indie rock soul is just too damn good only to be revisited for a single show.  You owe it to the rest of the world to play all those poetically twisted tales of heartache again - and keeping with the ATP vibe/theme, may I suggest playing Gentlemen in it’s entirety, as well as jamming on a bunch of your other rad songs (Summer’s Kiss, Let Me Lie To You, You My Flower, Crazy, Retarded).  It’s been 13 years and the world is your oyster all the more now than ever, and it’s never been a more fitting/better time for your band to take the musical victory lap it always deserved.
Sincerely,
Jonathan

Dear Afghan Whigs,

First and foremost I just wanna say how awesome it is you guys are reuniting to play ATP.  But do yourselves, me and everyone else a huge favor by taking this single performance and making a full blown reunion out of it.  While I greatly appreciated you guys getting back together to kick out two new jams for Unbreakable a few years ago, you know it as well as I do that your breed of Saturday night indie rock soul is just too damn good only to be revisited for a single show.  You owe it to the rest of the world to play all those poetically twisted tales of heartache again - and keeping with the ATP vibe/theme, may I suggest playing Gentlemen in it’s entirety, as well as jamming on a bunch of your other rad songs (Summer’s Kiss, Let Me Lie To You, You My Flower, Crazy, Retarded).  It’s been 13 years and the world is your oyster all the more now than ever, and it’s never been a more fitting/better time for your band to take the musical victory lap it always deserved.

Sincerely,

Jonathan