Don't Drink The Mexican Water

allmusic.com’s Tim Sendra’s thoughts on Bon Iver’s “Beth/Rest”:

While most of the record is underwhelming sonically, the last track, “Beth/Rest,” is laughable. Sounding like it was recorded using a five-dollar Casio and featuring some of the worst dueling sax/guitar solos you’d ever imagine, it shoots for a majestic, album-ending feel but instead sounds like the theme song to a horrible ‘80s movie about unicorns (only not that good).

Dear Senator Mitch McConnell,

I’m not going to mince my words so I’ll just come out and say it - FUCK YOU.

You supported a new health care bill that would SHRED medicaid. I don’t know what twisted, reality you think you’re living in in regards to try and repeal the ACA, but newsflash - IT’S NOT A ZERO-SUM GAME.

While there were definitely things about ACA I wasn’t crazy about, what you’re proposing would not only affect average people, it would DIRECTLY HURT AND SCREW OVER mentally/physically disabled people who RELY ON certain facets of Medicaid just to live their day to day lives.

I like anyone take issue with how my tax dollars are spent, but I have ABSOLUTELY 100% NO ISSUE with my tax dollars going to help and take care of individuals who don’t have the actual means to do so themselves. We’re talking about people, through ABSOLUTELY NO FAULT OF THEIR OWN, that were born with physically and/or mental ailments that impede their ability to live a “normal” life like the one and you are so very lucky and blessed to have.

Fucking over and disregarding said people doesn’t make you smart, or crafty or some maverick politician. It makes you a SOCIOPATHIC DOUCHEBAG. What you’re trying to do to them is no different than if you went up to a week old newborn baby and said “OK, you were delivered into the word and we got you this far. You’re on your own now so good luck.” Only a psycho would do that.

Only these people aren’t babies. They’re individuals. They’re US citizens. And oh yeah - THEY’RE VOTERS. They have a voice. And I hope that voice votes your sorry ass out of public office forever you insufferable asshole. And I hope when the day comes that you’re pouting your death rattle, the last thing that goes into that minute, simpleton brain of yours are the images of the disabled protesters in wheelchairs that were escorted out of YOUR office’s hallway as you slowly pass away on a hospital bed paid for by US tax dollars.

Sincerely,
Jonathan Knipp

PS - SAYING IT AGAIN FOR GOOD MEASURE - GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU TURTLE LOOKING WINDBAG.

The Pope looks honestly pissed.  I would be too if I was stuck in a photo op with some shitty Adams Family cosplay.

TODAY

Hey, remember way back when Joe Lieberman went on a full on witch hunt against Marilyn Manson over some rock and roll songs???  

Now imagine him running the FBI…

Xiu Xiu 4 lyf.

Who does vote for these dishonest shitheads?  Who among us can be happy and proud of having all this innocent blood on our hands? Who are these swine – these flag-sucking half-wits who get fleeced and fooled by stupid little rich kids?  They are the same ones who wanted to have Muhammad Ali locked up for refusing to kill gooks.  They speak for all that is cruel and stupid and vicious in the American character.  They are the racists and hate mongers among us – they are the Ku Klux Klan.  I piss down the throats of these Nazis.

- Hunter S. Thompson

Milo Yiannopoulos lost his book deal.