Don't Drink The Mexican Water

The world owes you nothing. It was here first.


The amount of HGTV I watch is staggering to the point of depressing.

American Football

Pygmalion Festival - Champaign–Urbana, Illinois - September 28, 2014

Keith is an arteest.

Free Throw

Art Closet Studios - Kansas City, Missouri - September 25, 2014

At midnight I will kill George Lucas with a shovel…

I’m going to propose I tell you a joke Boo on the condition that afterward you shush and let me sleep…

The Grove
St. Louis, Missouri